Weirdo Guide to Dublin Pubs: The Confession Box

This week’s pub isn’t especially Christmassy, nor is it one I frequent, but it is one that appeals to tourists and locals alike, so here we are. The Confession Box’s claim to be the smallest pub in Dublin may not be entirely accurate, but it does have historic bona fides; mixing a bit of fact and myth is almost par for the course in modern pub marketing (indeed, also in historic pub marketing), so we’ll consider it part of the furniture.

While the ground floor part of the pub is quite small of footprint, the upstairs space does offer more options, and that floor can be especially helpful when the tour groups arrive. And those tour groups are mostly here for the Guinness and Michael Collins associations – the current name arose because priests from the nearby Pro-Cathedral would secretly hear confessions for Collins and his fellows-in-arms during the War of Independence. But it draws a local crowd as well, offering one of the more affordable pints in Dublin, though if it’s craft beer you’re looking for, wander around the corner to Piper’s Corner or The Flowing Tide – this is a Guinness and Heineken shop.

But The Confession Box didn’t start out as a pub, and its earlier history could be more celebrated. Originally built as a house around 1800, it was the birthplace and childhood home to the extravagantly-named Dionysius Lardner, the noted science writer, adulterer and Isambard Kingdom Brunel-botherer whose life really should be some sort of prestige comedy-drama. He was also most likely the father of the actor/playwright Dion Boucicault, another nominatively-blessed gentleman whose exploits could be usefully reimagined from the point of view of the women in his life…but I digress.

Given the concentration of pubs in this part of town (and easy proximity to the Luas), it’s a good shout to include for a pub crawl; for those not afraid of the north side of the Liffey, there’s something for everyone in this area of Dublin.

Where: 88 Marlborough St, North City, Dublin 1, D01 X267
Access from the city centre: Luas Green Line, Buses 9, 13, 14, 83, 122, 123, 8-ish minute walk
Food: Crisps
Sport: Sport galore, all over the pub
TVs: No shortage of screens
Music: It can be quite loud at times; trad sessions of a weekend
Family-friendliness: Possibly if they are part of a coach trip, but I wouldn’t seek it out with kids
Pub-crawl-ability: High – The Flowing Tide, The Palace Bar, Piper’s Corner, Bowes, JR Mahon's, The Oval Bar, Mulligan’s and Mooney’s of Abbey Street; also not too far from The Silver Penny if you need a ‘Spoons
Local sites of note: Abbey Theatre, Gate Theatre, The Spire, NATIONAL WAX MUSEUM, GPO, Ha’Penny Bridge, Trinity College
Haunted: While Lardner (and likely son Boucicault) decamped to London, ‘psychic residue’ from their time would be fascinating
Other notes: It is still quite petite, to be fair
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